The song Little Things is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Greatest Hits in the year 2004 .
When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
Gotta wipe my a*s again with a plastic shower curtain
It's those little things, those itty-bitty things
It's those little things like that, that piss me off
When I pick up on a woman, I take her home to bed
She takes her clothes off gets on her knees and
I ask her what her name was told me it was Venus
Well, I reach down between her legs
Oh good Lord, it's those little things, those itty-bitty things
That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing, it pissed me off
She had a d**k and can't you understand that?
Okay
Rodney Carrington - Greatest Hits
- Walmart
- Bobby Trap
- Baptist Revival
- People Piss Ya Off
- Rodney Scared
- The Weenie Story
- Chucky Cheese
- Japanese Restaurants
- Vacation
- Helicopter
- The Night the Bar Close Down
- Titties and Beer
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Things We Didn't Know
- Country Bar
- Going to Heaven Drunk
- Good Woman - "Lucky"
- Wife at Garage Sales
- Growing Up Poor
- Deer Hunting
- Hypochondriac
- Tips on Marriage
- All the Reasons
- Don't Look Now
- That Awful Day
- Carlos, Man of Love
- It's Too Late
- Letter to My Penis
- In Her Day
- Gay Factory Worker
- A Dozen Roses
- Carlos
- Morning Wood
- More of a Man
- Pickup Truck
- Carlos
- Grandpa
- Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation
- Little Things
- Dancing With a Man
- Fred
- Letter to My Penis