The song Letter To My Penis is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Hangin' with Rodney in the year 1998 .
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
Rodney Carrington - Hangin' with Rodney
Hangin' with Rodney
- Tips On Shopping, Entertainment & Life
- Likes, Dislikes & Sexual Confusion
- Rodney Visits Church, Shops For Caskets & Goes To Heaven
- Aerobics With Rodney
- Carlos
- Dancing With A Man
- Grandpa
- Purple Rain
- Kiss
- Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation
- Chicken Song
- Fred
- Little Things
- Snowman
- Letter To My Penis
- Bonus Tracks: Dancing With A Man
- Bonus Tracks: Fred
- Bonus Tracks: Letter To My Penis