Funky, Funky, Xmas Lyrics

Ho, ho, ho, oh, little train, my little elf, another great Christmas
Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year
So, let's have a f**king Christmas

Have a f**king, f**king Christmas, have a f**king, f**king Christmas
New kids on the block, let's rock, it's Christmas time
We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme
Danny D, are you ready? Ready as I'll ever be

Steady, you know, Joey, Joe is ready
Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on, we got a f**king
f**king Christmas going on

Have a f**king, funky Christmas and a funky new year
I swear we got ourselves a party here
Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door

Should I stop, nah cool, here's more of this song
A f**king Christmas melody 'cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy
Throw your hands in the air pause, kick the ballistics Santa Claus

Have a f**king, sneaking downstairs on Christmas eve
I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe
St. Nick by the fireplace dusting off his head with a frown on his face

He said, hay, said what? He said, you, I said what?
He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my a*s
So, now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down
So, santa won't get burned

Have a f**king

Have a f**king, slipping and sliding through the city streets
I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat
It's Danny D I'm here with Christmas cheer
No feeling to end the party of the year

It's going I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing
It's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing
Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging
Everybody start singing

Have a f**king

It's Christmas, can you swing this retarded shit?
Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?
Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for
And you almost missed, huh
Funky Christmas and a happy new year, how could you be booing it
With Donnie D doing it?

Have a f**king

Ho, ho, ho, this is the Mc Santa Claus and my elf, little Joe
Yeah, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
We gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes

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