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The song Call Any Vegetable is performed by Frank Zappa in the album named Threesome No. 1 in the year 2002 .

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Ray Collins (vocals)
Jimmy Carl Black (drums)
Billy Mundi (drums)
Roy Estrada (ba*s)
Don Preston (keyboards)
Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)
Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

(Cheesey, Cheesey)
(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
They're real good for yo)

Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes...I
don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-y...

(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
CABBAGE is a vegetable...)

No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?



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Frank Zappa - Threesome No. 1

Threesome No. 1
Apr 2002
  1. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
  2. I Ain't Got No Heart
  3. Who Are the Brain Police?
  4. Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
  5. Motherly Love
  6. How Could I Be Such a Fool
  7. Wowie Zowie
  8. You Didn't Try to Call Me
  9. Any Way the Wind Blows
  10. I'm Not Satisfied
  11. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
  12. Trouble Every Day
  13. Help, I'm a Rock
  14. The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
  15. Plastic People
  16. The Duke of Prunes
  17. Amnesia Vivace
  18. The Duke Regains His Chops
  19. Call Any Vegetable
  20. Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
  21. Soft-Sell Conclusion
  22. Big Leg Emma
  23. Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
  24. America Drinks
  25. Status Back Baby
  26. Uncle Bernie's Farm
  27. Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
  28. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
  29. America Drinks & Goes Home
  30. Are You Hung Up
  31. Who Needs the Peace Corps
  32. Concentration Moon
  33. Mom and Dad
  34. Harry, You're a Beast
  35. What's the Ugliest Part
  36. Absolutely Free
  37. Flower Punk
  38. Hot Poop
  39. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
  40. Let's Make the Water Turn Black
  41. Idiot Bastard Son
  42. Lonely Little Girl
  43. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
  44. Mother People
  45. The Chrome Plated Magaphone of Destiny