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Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics



It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f**king presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f**king presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll s*ck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**king hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**king hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always f**king shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll s*ck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again



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