Dysentary Gary Lyrics
The song Dysentary Gary is performed by blink-182 .
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Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f**kin' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just s*cks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f**kin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
f**k the guy who took and ran away
And he's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just s*cks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
f**k this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag